Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
- Quentin Crisp
A little girl can be sweeter and badder oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
- Alan Marshall Beck
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
- Elaine Agather
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham